Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Fwd: UH-OH. (I blame JW.)




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Subject: UH-OH. (I blame JW.)
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2014 13:03:48 -0400 (EDT)
From: Frank Kern <support@frankkernhelpdesk.com>
To: stevescott@techacq.com


This is classic.

So I opened enrollment for Mass Conversion
yesterday and by 8:00, it was sold out.

The only problem is, I fell asleep around 7:30
and didn't get a chance to turn the site off until
this morning. (I have a 2-week old daughter so
the whole sleep thing is a little "off" right now
lol.)

Anyway - now it's over-sold, and I gotta figure
out how to accommodate these customers.

I BLAME JEFF WALKER.

That'll be my excuse. It's his fault.

Because the promotion for Mass Conversion was
a launch ...and I learned the whole launch process
from him.

And speaking of Jeff, did you know he's giving away
his new book here?

It's (surprisingly) called "LAUNCH", and it goes over
all the gory details, crazy twists, and brilliant tactics
he's learned after working on over $500 MILLION in
launch promotions.

Pretty cool!

Like I said - it's free. You just cover shipping, which is
negligible.

Get your copy here before it hits bookstores and he stops
giving it away.

Enjoy!

Frank

P.S. I learned some cool stuff on this launch and plan to
make a video for you later today with some updates.

This was an interesting experience.

First, it was the biggest NON-JV launch I've ever done.

So that's pretty cool. No affiliates or anything ...just little
ol' me.

Second, I did the entire thing in the midst of TOTAL
CHAOS and it went without a hitch.

Check this out.

Right before I pulled the trigger on the launch, my
daughter was born. (And newborns can sometimes
be challenging lol.)

Then - the very day I released video #1 for the launch,
I got SICK AS A DOG.

AND ...while I was sick as a dog, I had to be on stage
for a 200-person meeting ...with the average person
paying $15,000 to be there. (The meeting was FOUR DAYS!)

So it's not like I was operating under optimal conditions
lol.

BUT - still the biggest "non-affiliate" launch I've ever done.

So I'll show you what I learned as soon as I can make the
video.

In the meantime, check out Jeff's book. It's a REAL BOOK
and everything. Pretty cool!

(And a damn good read once you get past the lack of
car chases and bar fights.)

Get it here.

Here's my very subtle affiliate disclaimer, carefully hidden
at the bottom of the page. Barely noticeable, really ...because
the "fine print" looks just like "regular" print. That's how
we get you! Anyway - here it is:

When you get Jeff's book through this affiliate link, he will rudely refuse
to give me any money.

Which is very inconsiderate. His logic is that since the book is free
there's no actual money to split.

Him and his "math logic".

Whatever.

BUT - if you buy other stuff from him, he might send me some
commissions.

Which, really, is the right thing to do. I've got FOUR KIDS, JEFF.
C'MON!

Not that I'll use the commission for anything constructive, mind
you. Those kids can get jobs!

Me? Hell, I'ma take Jeff's affiliate check and blow it on really
expensive designer track suits.

The kind that are so fancy, you can't even tell 'em apart from
regular tracksuits.

Now that's quality!

So - if you think about it, when you get this free book ...you're
not just learning all there is to know about amazingly successful
product launches, you're also supporting the arts.

It's a win-win!



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